It’s too real, guys.
Like seeing your girlfriend with another guy in the case of Mike Green with the Red Wings.
Or something more subtle, like asking Curtis Glencross “Did you get new glasses?” when you see him on a PTO with the Maple Leafs … but can’t even seem to find a photo of him as a Maple Leaf invitee.
So, here’s a photo and video round-up of Caps from last season, along with some other prominent ex-Caps, in strange new surroundings:
Mike Green, Red Wings
Green Life 52 is now Green Life 25, a number he was more familiar with while playing in Hershey. Squeezed out from his contract and depth in the organization, Greenie gotta go.
Two to three seasons ago, Caps fans would be less disappointed if Green was traded, having his value somewhat decrease from injuries and the defensive mistakes he was making while his offense dipped. Last season, he really turned things around and we had to let him walk and not get anything in return. Godspeed on your Vespa, sir.
Troy Brouwer, BluesThe 2015 Winter Classic hero was traded in the offseason for T.J. Oshie and is also sporting No. 36 instead of No. 20 that he wore in D.C., because it’s worn by captain Alexander Steen.
Pheonix Copley, Blues
Mainly forgotten in the Brouwer/Oshie trade is goaltending prospect Pheonix Copley, who went from raw prospect to someone who could be a stud in the stable after his past season with Hershey.
Couldn’t find any good photos of Copley practicing, but we have his new pads, which is enough said for a goalie:
Michal Neuvirth, Flyers
Neuvy bounced around last year, splitting time with the Sabres and Islanders while dealing with injuries. Now he’s with yet another bitter Caps rival:
Eric Fehr, Penguins
Here’s a bowl full of awkward. Fehr scored in the 2011 Winter Classic against the Pens in Pittsburgh. Before he even landed in Pittsburgh, he stopped in Cincinnati to see the Pittsburgh Pirates play. The black and gold is striking enough even if it’s one of the other Steel City teams.
Because Fehrsie is rehabbing an injury (look at my shocked face), there aren’t any good photos of him on the ice other than this Sasquatch sighting:
Steve Oleksy, Penguins
Also joining the Dark Side is Steve “Binky” Oleksy, who mainly played with the Hershey Bears during his five years in the organization, managing to fit in over 60 games spread out over two seasons yet only saw one game with the Caps when Barry Trotz took over.
Joel Ward, Sharks
J. Randal Ward will always have a place in Caps lure for years to come and when he retires one day, I’m sure he will be welcomed with open arms back in D.C.
Wardo was the closest thing we had to Justin Williams before we got Justin Williams, scoring an OT GWG in Game 7 against the Bruins in 2012 and the amazing GWG with 1.3 seconds left in Game 1 against the New York Islanders.
He’s looking sharp in teal, especially in these throwback sweaters that will be worn in San Jose this year.
Alex Semin, Canadiens
Sasha Cares. At least on the first scrimmage of preseason. Semin, a sniper sorely missed in D.C., despite his perceived shortcomings. OK, a little soapboxing right now. Yes, he took a lot of slashing penalties. And he was hot and cold, but I remember another Cap great who had the same issues: Peter Bondra. /endrant.
After being bought out by the Hurricanes because he lost a step and didn’t buy in. From looking at how the Hurricanes played last year, a lot of guys didn’t buy in. Now he’s in Montreal on a one-year deal, wearing lucky No. 13.
And he’s sniping Carey Price in practice:
Tomas Fleischmann, Canadiens
Joining his one-time Caps line-mate in Montreal is Tomas Fleischmann, but Flash is in a tough spot. He’s on a pro tryout. Semin has a perception and baggage, but he has skill and proved he can pot 40 goals.
Flash is a good two-way player but the expectations always have been he should be producing more offense, whether that was in Washington, Florida, Colorado, Anaheim and now he has to prove it in Montreal. This is his sixth NHL Club, being drafted by the Red Wings.
Boyd Gordon, Coyotes
One of the Capitals who had to survive through the ugly rebuild, Gordon overcame groin injuries during his time in D.C., and was a face-off specialist until younger, cheaper options came through.
He’s returning for a second tour of duty in Glendale thanks to a trade from the Edmonton Oilers, which is probably the worst time to be traded from the Oilers given Connor McDavid is now on the team with essentially, an all-new team.
So again, Gordon plays on a team that is in the midst of the rebuild, does OK, and is dispatched before the team will get better. And now he’s on the very much so rebuilding Yotes.
Curtis Glencross, Maple Leafs
A trade-deadline acquisition from Calgary, he started off well in his first couple games then fell off a cliff. One-hundred percent bust, from regular season through the playoffs.
He went from scoring .58 points per game in Calgary to .38 with the Caps in 18 games. Then he was scratched in a few games in the playoffs, and scored one meaningless goal in 10 games.
Now, he’s on a PTO with the Maple Leafs. Not only couldn’t he find the net, a scoresheet or a team that wanted to sign him, I can’t find footage or photographic proof of him in Leafs attire at camp.
As much as the Caps wanted to forget his time here, nobody even wants to remember